I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea