You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others
