It’s Spelled Bryan But It’s Pronounced Brine
Both my parents were tall
and I ended up a shrimp
Not coincidentally, my diet has always
largely consisted of pink flamingoes
though scientists insist that it’s still unclear whether
the relationship is one of causation or correlation
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