A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me