Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness

I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act