You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead