Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing