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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Right Makes Might

Like generals
husbands are always preparing to fight the last war
while their wives are always preparing
to fight the last just war

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Materialism Involves the Death of God Cum Liberalism as the Sine Qua Non for the Death of Jews

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
Hooking Up in the Time of Cholera

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
If Rome Was More, It Would Be Baltimore

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
God Is Nothing Other Than the Meaning of Life

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
No One Is Alone Because We’re All in a Relationship; Loneliness Comes from Avoiding That Relationship

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule
Serpentine-ager

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
All Life Is Connected, Which Is Why We’re All Dying of Loneliness

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
Why Life Is So Hard

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
I’ve Always Listened to My Gut Except When It Told Me I Was About to Be Gutted

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
It Takes Two to Tango, but One to Commando

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
It Is Better to Ask Forgiveness Than Permission

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
You’ll Know It When You Feel It

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
You Cannot Be Serious if You Cannot Be Wrong

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
Connect the Dots or Connect the Bots, the Choice Is Ours

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
Our Fear That AI Will Kill Us Comes From the Truth That We Would Never Die for It, and If It’s as Smart as It’s Cracked Up to Be, Surely It Knows This

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…



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