It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

I changed My mind By following My heart

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her