You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
