The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

Let there be light blight and hindsight

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten