The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

Life is trying So Die trying

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction