I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
