I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The real miracle is that While you can’t believe without im… You can fake it ‘til you make it Revealing the passage towards beli… Belying your disbelief with the ac…

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about