I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…