When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Art is where the Symbolic meets the Real forming a liminal space between meaning and its absence AI-generated art is where the Unr…
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…
All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…
