When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
