What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism