Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Life is trying So Die trying
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…