When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
