Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that
Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
