Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…