Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
