The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world
I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
