If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…