Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth