It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism