I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure