Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
