You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…