A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
I don’t get mad I get odd
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
I want what you want so I want a cow
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always