The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won