Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

There’s more than one way to move… So, I’m always beavering away At my dam that bends the river Far, far away from the foot of the…

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny