Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved