The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Life is a brief window of opportun… And the opportunity of a lifetime Consists of the chance To help turn the wheel of time Which turns everything towards the…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current