My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves
True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
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