You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns