Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
Let there be light blight and hindsight
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start