Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead
I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.