(2014)
My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
Hello is this Houston It’s the man on the moon Yah life up heres great And theirs plenty of room I’ve found no life
I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time
He gathered up used paper A broken mug and coffee pot A cracked plate, a crooked rake And a tomato that begun to rot He gathered these things thinking
Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Solomon grumpy Born on a Monday Woke early on Tuesday Stayed up until Wednesday Drove angry on Thursday
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
