(2014)
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
Upon her own pedestal Is where she sat Not down on earth She was too good for that She’s never wrong just ask her
The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance
I covered it in blankets Even gave it a thermometer I called up my doctor To see if he could save my monitor He said he’s no repair man
What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick
I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
There once was a man from Nantuck… Who sat out and played on his buck… He was joined by a singer from Ma… Who’s blues so sweet, would make i… Together they’d play, nearly every…
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack