The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought

It’s been a week Since I left my house The snows blocked me in And I can’t get out It’s really a bother

There was a man once Who did not step on cracks’ For the fear he had Of breaking his back He’d hop and he’d skip

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide

There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

I always tuck my tongues Down into my socks I wouldn’t want them to scrape the… And have to taste the rocks I look out for my shoes