(2014)
For those who know the Solomon Grundy nursery rhyme
Little sneezing Cynthia Never covered her mouth She would sneeze oh so loud It could be heard clear down south Her sneezing startled the neighbor…
Maybe just one more piece What could possibly go wrong It won’t really make a difference Oh dear it’s all gone...
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there
You cant judge a book By its cover they say But you pick a flower By what looks best that day I lay outside and ask
they sed you need edukashen two go sumwear in life but thats a joke just look at me ive made it here alrite
There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old
He moved so very quietly Peeking through the blades of gras… Of the tribe of lion hunters He was the very last He leapt from the bushes
The forest we know Once formed long ago From a man whos sorrows Brought tears that could grow He wandered earth
No I won’t allow you To write about me It’s a waste of time A waste of a tree I don’t care if I’m imagined
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
In a corner alone Sat the chair with the teeth Locked away far From anyones reach If you sat down
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
He was the greatest hero From a time that’s long and passed He cleans the streets to this day Though he now gets easily gassed They found him wondering in a park…