Mr.Pierce had 36 eyes 27 boxes of tissues In case he cries 18 pairs of glasses For when he reads

I once met a man Who walked on his hands He’d sit on his head When too tired to stand He’d extend his leg

It’s time I must go I’ll make this one quick Just flip the page If this one doesn’t stick

Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

Carry a stamp if you need Carry markers, make sure they blee… Carry a pencil, a pen, a knife Carry these with you all of your l… Carry a chisel, carve in bark

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon

This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door

When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

If I could invent one thing It would be a bubble blower I’d make myself a bubble friend And really get to know her I’d make myself some bubble boxers

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call