This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do
I once was a wolf I followed a pack I grew out my hair Till it covered my back I howled to the moon
We both leapt from the plane But first we placed a wager Who could reach the bottom first What could be the danger I watched her as she pulled her co…
Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
I’ve sat here waiting On the corner of markway and dessm… Waiting for the perfect girl To come knocking at my door I often sit and wonder
There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Hey so umm yeah uh well you Umm see uh I was uh starting to w… Um well uh if you well maybe possi… Had a phone number…
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
My brain hurts from thinking all the thunks that I have thought or is it from the thoughts of thin… now it hurts more than it ought
My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat
If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
The ruler sat upon his thrown His thrown of sand to all was know… His castle was feared far and wide As the strongest fortress near ocean side
I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail
There once slept a man who could n… Naps for hours and weeks he’d take He slept by choice not by need The most extravagant dreams he had… He dreamt of dreaming and dozed of…
