There once was a man Who was known and feared For the frightnening features Of his beard His hair was long
Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing
He was the greatest gladiator That came from a distant land He never had to pick up a sword All he threw was sand He knew what he was doing
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
There sat a house Above the ocean They say when in it To not cause commotion If it were to teeter
Jane and I thought to build a ufo Thered be no limit to where we wou… We’d go beyond where boats would r… We’d escape the chilling winter sn… It would be full of lights to put…
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
I’ve decided to write a poem Where everything rhymed with time It would become a famous poem And the jealous would cringe As I called it mine
Someone left out this nice metal b… It warm inside and not even locked I crawled in the box and decided t… But awoke to find I was covered i…
He wore a helmet every day And pads on each limb His biggest fear was the moment An idea would hit him
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude
