Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret

Peter piper picked a pot of hasenpfeffer Drank it down, took another round It couldn’t get any better Peter went back to the market

Have you ever wondered How the clouds move along If you believe its the wind I’ll tell you that your wrong I sit behind these clouds

This poems the worst Nothing like the first My ideas are scattered about And the pages run out I’ve got better things to do

My girl and me Could never be For were kept apart By the sea I built a boat

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged

The pop gun out law rode from town to town on his steed he’d ride wearing his hat like a crown his name they would call

This is the boat of issues come on hop in here son “I don’t know if theres room to fit” “who’s one here?”

Yes I am that monster That lives within the lake It’s sad when no one believes you’… No matter how many pictures that y… I’ll pose for every photo

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…

On a bench in the park sat a man dressed in grey feeding the seagulls that flew in from the bay he wished he could glide