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Tyler Steven Clark

Tyler Steven Clark

Jane and I

Jane and I thought to build a ufo
Thered be no limit to where we would go
We’d go beyond where boats would row
We’d escape the chilling winter snow
It would be full of lights to put on a show
We have no clue how to build it though

(2014)

#Funny #Short #UFOBuilding

Autres oeuvres par Tyler Steven Clark...
Glue drinker

Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick
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The troll

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged
A Saddled Whale

I put a saddle on a whale I traveled faster than all could s… I can’t return home though I’ve been stranded on rocks Since people get angry
Jane and I yet again

Jane and I hatched yet another pl… A more simple machine that we coul… We built a sleigh our dog could to… We’d hook it up and away we’d go Higher around it the grass does gr…
The look out

There was a man With the largest of eyes They said he could see For miles wide A job as a lookout
All-ot-aphun

If you mixed a alligator An otter and elephant You would think it bring absolute… To all the places that it went But I was wrong, so listen carefu…
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Up the Wrong Tree

My parents trained the dog To let me know When dinner was ready So in I’d go I once came home late
A good kind of day

I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
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The secret of life

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars
Nursery wonders

What if the old man Who snored when it was pouring Did in fact not get up When it was morning What if after a ring of rosies
Worlds best detective

I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
Not the average vampire

Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
This Mouths For Sale

This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
The witness

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes
Demons

Supposedly we all have demons And boy do I wish this were true I’d have these demons do my chores And all my homework too



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