Jane and I, by Tyler Steven Clark

Jane and I

Jane and I thought to build a ufo

Thered be no limit to where we would go

We’d go beyond where boats would row

We’d escape the chilling winter snow

It would be full of lights to put on a show

We have no clue how to build it though

(2014)

#Funny #Short #UFOBuilding

Alone lived a man Who only drank glue The cause of his problems Is what no one knew As a child he’d get sick

You can hide it in make up But I know it’s still there A face designed Only to scare You can try to distract me

The itsy bisty spider Came out the water spout Chased away my dog And drove my neighbors out I’ve stayed in this tree

whats this do? I have no clue its mechanics look quite clever oh look at the time

He heard the damsel screaming As he stabbed the dragon through He knew he’d be her hero Since heroes are now few He climbed up the crooked tower

If red means anger And blue is sad White is pureness And yellow is glad What does orange mean

Jessey caught the measels Joey caught the mumps Jane came down with the flu And jacks been in a slump The teacher has gone missing

Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished

when your round you’ll roll through towns never staying for the night but when your square you’ll just sit there

I just witnessed a crime what do… Do I tell the cops what I had to… But I’m afraid if I do I’ll get… Since one had looked at me Oh well here it goes

I would much rather be a nervous b… Chewing off my nails Than have to be a nervous fighter Getting nervous in a jail

The things I must do Oh the things I must do I must polish the dishes And wash my shoes The things I must do

In the streets lived a musician Who played with no beat he did not even know how to read from a sheet he’d strum his fiddle

They say if you shoot for the moon… You’ll just end up in the stars... But if stars are just burning gas The chances are you won’t get far.…

His colors would not Follow lines A mangled mess The teacher finds “This papers all scribbles