When you look at the world flat You see nothing but squares It all looks the same Lines all put in pairs Faces look straight

The rains kept a comin It seemed they wouldn’t stop The clouds just kept on pouring Till they squeezed out every drop The lightning pierced the ground

Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in

Tippy Tom liked to drink Tippy Tom would raise a stink Tippy Tom would stumble out Tippy Tom would walk about Tippy Toms gone missing

A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall

Who cares when you dance It’s not to the beat Your claps aren’t timed And you stomp your feet Be the first to dance

If I don’t tip my hat When you walk by Don’t take me as being rude I’m a real nice guy please I swea… Don’t take me as a prude

There’s a secret to life Though no one can keep it It’s shaped many of men All those who have seen it It’s been written by scholars

There once was a boy Who was sent to the store He followed the path Till it led to a door The door was old

I’ve drank 6 cups of coffee And I think I’m seeing things The walls and floors are shaking And stars have formed on the ceili… I think I’ll go for a jog

I made a 42 decker sandwich With every ingredient inside But upon seeing a tear was brought… And for days and days it sat as I… For I simply cannot open my mouth…

Stack your Problems Up real High Stack

I saw the troll That lived under the bridge But he wasn’t scary not one smidge His hair was greasy And teeth all jagged