(2014)
So I tried to talk to that girl t… But not a single word could be fou… So I decided to just go out back And bury my head in the ground
Both of them were late To their very first blind date He stumbled around outside While she struggled finding a ride But once they were together
This mouths for sale, this mouths… Please I’m willing to barter This mouths for sale, this mouths… Running it’s easy, selling it’s ha… This mouths for sale, this mouths…
Yes I am a vampire But that does not mean I suck blo… I’m rather friendly give me a try There is no reason to run Now I beg you don’t fret
My mind is rather scary It’s why I keep it in my head If it ever where to escape Oh the things it’d do I dread
Theres a key to happiness The man said as he rocked “But if theres a key to happiness Why would they keep it locked”
Tommy glee sure loved his tree, They watched the sense together fa… Then came a time in mid October, Where the wind blew so hard his tr… It survived the storms but what to…
If I was a ghost for a day There’s so much I would do Like fill the sinks with orange ju… And take everyone’s left shoe Id paint pink polka dots
This properties great Just look at this house If you’re a pet lover You’ll get used to the mouse If you walk outside leave the door
Hey diddle diddle you’ve reached t… And it appears you’ve not run away So try your best To finish the rest Even if it takes all the next day
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
A kid in class Who’s boredom grew Released an air plane And away it flew Down the hall
I had a starring contest With the wall I sat there all day But to my dismay I did not win at all
Skinny Sarah would eat and eat But all the weight just went to he… They got so big she could only fin… Driving poles in at the farm She’d pick em up and drive em in
Never go to the circus You wont return the same My image is ruined and a tent is to blame I entered fit